i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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