I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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