he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm at about main and main street
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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