Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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