Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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