I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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