I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
