Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she peed on how many people?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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