Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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