I just cut my nipple shaving
Too much gin, very little bucket
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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