what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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