I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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