I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
My dick has a subreddit
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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