I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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