Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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