Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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