i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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