thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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