Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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