I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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