I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
