I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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