It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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