is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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