physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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