How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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