He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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