talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize
