real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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