Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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