Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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