i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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