Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
My pussy is not your playground.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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