Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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