i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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