I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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