You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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