your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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