At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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