so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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