she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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