To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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