I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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