thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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