Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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