i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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