My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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