someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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