and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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