He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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