you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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